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Joke of the Day

"How many of you guys experienced this? Damn! I don't have spare keys either."

"What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana? Pink Floyd kept going after the wall."

"Holocaust jokes aren't funny. My great grandfather died in Auschwitz. He fell off of a watch tower."

"What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? One's heavy and the other is a little lighter..."

"If you play jazz backwards, you get slightly better jazz."

"Did you hear about the cannibal lion? He swallowed his pride."

"What are some funny offensive jokes? Title"

"You have a donkey and I have a rooster. Your donkey eats my roosters legs. What do you have? Two feet of my cock in your ass."

"In California... Did you know that in California you cannot take a picture of a woman with a basket of strawberries? ...you need a camera because strawberries do not take pictures."

"I've invented a golf ball that will automatically go in the hole if it comes within 4 inches. They work brilliantly, just don't carry them in your back pocket."