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Joke of the Day

"Just out of curiosity, does anyone here use RES? Because I'm really wishing that they'd changed the 'Hide Child Comments' button for the Chris Hansen AMA."

"tried to sign up for Obamacare via my SEGA Dreamcast web browser only to learn its not supported. This is 1,000x worse than Benghazi."

"If you don't leave a buffet looking like someone told you bad news you didn't get your money's worth."

"My midwife just sat me down and gently broke the news that I am simply plump and she has no reason to be here."

"I went to the library and tried to take home a book on suicide The librarian said ""fuck off, you won't bring it back!"""

"A horse walks into a bar The bartender asks ""Why the long face?"" The horse replies ""My alcoholism is tearing my family apart"""

"What is worse than ants in your pants? ......... Uncles."

"Every year I make a resolution to change myself... this year I am making a resolution to be myself!.....Happy new year 2013"

"A UNIX Salesperson A unix salesperson named Lenore Loved her job, but loved the beach more. She devised such a way to combine work and play: She sells C-shells by the seashore"

"Why do sorority girls travel in odds? Because they can't even!"