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Joke of the Day

"Milliband, Clegg and Farage have quit. Proof that the Conservatives are forcing people out of work."

"iPad Apple will be unveiling a larger iPad. Proctor & Gamble is set to file suit over trademark infringements over Apple's new Max iPad."

"My mood ring was recently stolen. I'm not sure how I feel about it."

"cost of the ice cream my kid threw a tantrum in the grocery store to get: $5 the look on his face when I ate it for dinner: priceless"

"Sports do not build character. They reveal it."

"Do you know what makes darks better than whites? Not dropping all your fucking socks"

"She's a 159er Oh shit, it's 1:59, I'll take her."

"What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't? A bellybutton!"

"Why is there a bucket of shit at an Italian wedding? To keep the flies off of the bride."

"How do you start a rave in Africa? Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling."