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Joke of the Day

"Do you know what makes darks better than whites? Not dropping all your fucking socks"

"A mathematical limerick A dozen, a gross, and a score Plus three times the square root of four Divided by seven Plus five times eleven Is nine squared and not a bit more."

"[sees girl reading The Bible] ""Ah I love that book. The way they just *clenches fist* buy all those frickin bulls."""

"I just got fired for sexual harassment. I'm self employed."

"Want to piss off a female archeologist? Show her a used tampon and ask what period it's from. Wakka wakka!"

"If a circle had a football team... ...It would have no corners."

"Why doesn't the postal worker's wife have sex with him on his day off? Because mail men don't come on Sundays."

"there is no way you can prove that babies grow and are not instead replaced overnight with entirely new but slightly larger babies"

"What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano? Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!"

"A club walks into a seal."