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Joke of the Day
"Why is there a bucket of shit at an Italian wedding? To keep the flies off of the bride."
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"Water-loo is such a shitty place. Just thinking about it would make me pissed, if I gave a crap."
"What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? RAWR!"
"If things around you don't change, change the thing you're around."
"YO' MAMA IS LIKE... ASS HAIR Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t."
"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can actually finish a race"
"Why do bakers go into business? Because they knead the dough"
"How does the devil measure his drugs? In pentagrams"
"My 5 year old daughter wants a Tampon for Christmas She has no idea what it is, but she knows what you can do with it. Swim, ride, hike, dance, play tennis, ..."
"Whites are now a minority in California you could say there is Juan too many Hispanics."