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Joke of the Day
"Define Irony: The opposite of wrinkly"
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"Crazy that we could end poverty by having an airplane drop thousands of inspirational quotes from Facebook on a 3rd world village."
"I can hear everything you're mumbling under the duct tape. Yes, I will marry you."
"A Nazi and Jew walk into a bar.... Or was it a gas chamber i can't remember"
"Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym? Because why MC, eh?"
"A short but funny joke your dick"
"I mean, really though, who hasn't seen a UFO at this point?"
"What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals? A VeterinArian."
"Sometimes my girlfriend is so annoying. ""Do you think I'm pretty? Do you think I'm pretty?"" Why doesn't she just answer me?"
"What do you call an unfriendly American from the 60's? An anti-socialist"