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Joke of the Day
"just saved a bunch of money on his car insurance by fleeing the scene of the accident."
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"I guess it's time to face the reality that I just do not want to rock and roll all night. Nor do I wish to party eva-ree day."
"Since the amazing rescue of the sailor found at sea after 66 days ........ ........... is there any news on the tiger, hyena, zebra and orangutan?"
"Immediately after giving birth to me my mom was charged with crimes against humanity"
"Want to hear a good joke? Me too."
"What is Gordon Ramsay's favourite film? It's fucking Frozen."
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"SHE sells sea shells by the seashore. HE thinks selling shells is the next big thing. THIS FALL zoey deschabl & bemdict cumblach are, IDIOTS"
"Did you hear about the new cologne Chris Brown put out? I heard it was a real hit with the ladies."