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Joke of the Day

"A Frenchman walks into a library and asks for a book on warfare. The librarian tells him he'll only lose it."

"What do you call someone who wears leather, likes bondage and likes getting inked? Moleskine"

"What's the dumbest animal in the desert? The Polar Bear"

"They say breaking a sweat every day is one of the healthiest things you can do... good thing I eat a lot of Indian food."

"Did you hear about the cheese that exploded? There was debrie everywhere."

"Branson My wife and I went to Branson, Missouri. I think our hotel caters to senior citizens because it had a free incontinental breakfast."

"Sorry I yelled: BLESS YOU and handed you a tissue after you told me you loved me Blow your nose, it will pass"

"My friend told me all women are the same. He always makes broad generalizations."

"""Mom! Mom! Hold this cockroach while I grab the lizard!"" --Things I honestly never imagined I'd hear as a parent"

"Hear about the Jewish Game show? The Price is too high!"