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Joke of the Day

"My friend and I were talking about food and he said ""I'm not a big Chinese guy"" and I was like ""I know you're not"""

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on me"

"why are Jews so good at studying ? cause they went to concentration camp !"

"There was a kidnapping at school! It's ok though, he woke up."

"I'm thinking of becoming Hispanic just for the upside-down exclamation point. I like what you guys did there. I'm jealous."

"Today I broke a G string while fingering A minor Dammit, playing guitar is hard!"

"I got arrested for killing a black man They charged me with impersonating a police officer."

"Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the nearest Shell Station!"

"Armed man come in to the bank an told everyone to be cool, so i put my shades on an lent against the wall... Fucker still shot me!"

"did you know it takes 3 sheep to make a wool sweater? It's amazing. I didn't even know they could knit! waaaaaaka waka."