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Joke of the Day

"Had this weird dream last night that I was Superman, but I was only able to fly really low to the ground because I'm chubby."

"My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic... But if I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord."

"How is light beer like having sex in a canoe? They're both fucking close to water."

"What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle? A Moosical"

"Why did the siamese twins moved to England? So the other one would also drive"

"Pokemon GO is trying to fix its servers... It's not very effective."

"My uncle was a weird man...Artificial Legs.... Real feet"

"How did the prostitute get promoted? She slept her way to the top!"

"There is only one thing that could possibly stop Messi's unstoppable form Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick"

"So I made up a new word: Ask-hole; someone who constantly asks for your advise then does the opposite of what you told them."