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Joke of the Day
"Putting juice in the fridge is fine but put it in the oven and you're literally Hitler"
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"What do you call an overweight Scott Walker? Scott Waddler"
"Man walks into library & asks if they have any books on bukkake. The librarian replies, ""A lot of people come for that."""
"I tried to be a pornstar But apparently that type of content breaks Terms of Service on Vine"
"A roman walks into a bar... holds up two fingers and says ""five beers please!"""
"I can't stand Freud... him and his motherfucking complex."
"I take everything with a grain of salt these days Now I have hypertension"
"Whoever said white people can't jump... Obviously hasn't heard of 9/11"
"I met a girl who's family is so loaded... even the bags under her eyes are designer"