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Joke of the Day

"Whoever said white people can't jump... Obviously hasn't heard of 9/11"

"May be time to get in shape. Halfway up this flight of stairs and I'm considering setting up base camp and trying again in the morning"

"In bed, women commonly mistake me for Usain Bolt because I always come first."

"How does a nun lose her virginity? Dresses up as an altar boy"

"Why are there no cats in Germany? Because they have nein lives."

"I called a suicide hotline today... they do NOT give the kind of advice I was looking for."

"Most of us get into advertising for the money. Me? I've just always had a passion for making people feel bad"

"DRIVING ON HIGHWAY Wife: You just missed a right. Me: Thanks babe you just MRS right."

"Why don't you see blonde pharmacists? They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!"

"Too Soon? I heard the Black Friday deals were amazing."