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Joke of the Day
"Whoever said white people can't jump... Obviously hasn't heard of 9/11"
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"Grandpa and Kid Jokes Grandpa: kid....see!! Your Teacher is coming... You're better hide..!! You're absent today Kid: Grandpa!!! not me but you!! I told her that ""You Died"""
"What do you call a turlte that flies? a shellocopter. damn homies"
"How does a Syrian family have a meal? The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards."
"If you fall outta your car in your driveway, it's your own asphalt."
"Is it normal for your right testicle to be larger than your other two?"
"Did you hear the one about the guy who had to go to the ER with six toy horses in his anus? They listed his condition as stable."
"""Batman, we need your help in Paris immediately."" ""Worry not, Commissioner, I've already changed my Facebook profile picture."""
"How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two."
"Wanted to write a funny chemistry joke... all the good ones Argon."