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Joke of the Day

"How do you dispose of a human body Wait this isn't Google"

"Did you hear about the plastic surgeon who hung himself? (Wait for it...)"

"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor? A pachydermatologist."

"I carry a permanent marker just in case someone without a mustache falls asleep."

"The lady at the massage parlor asked if I wanted a happy ending, I said yes and then she proceeded to tell me the plot of Homeward Bound."

"It's great how you have legs that can take you away from a conversation when you don't feel like listening to people anymore"

"So..... That thing on top ""i"" So the little dot on top of the letter i has a name.... You"

"The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi."

"I was relieved when the cop gave me a ticket for driving without headlights. I thought I was going blind."

"I don't drink any more. Or any less."