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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an overweight Scott Walker? Scott Waddler"
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"Cop: You already had your phonecall now state your name for the tape or you're going to jail Ivana Fonekaal: [looks at lawyer]"
"Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road? There were no roads!"
"I have a fear of speed bumps But I am slowly getting over it"
"Democrats do much of their shopping at Target and Wal-Mart. So do Republicans but they don't admit it."
"Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31"
"""Remember,"" said my boss, ""It takes 20 years to build a reputation..."" ""...And only a few seconds to say I had sex with your daughter."""
"I like my women like I like my coffee ground up and easily dissolved."
"""Get Well Soon"" is a lovely thing to write on a card for someone whose home is without a water supply."
"What do you call a penny with Jesus on it? J.C. Penny"