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Joke of the Day
"What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man? He will B flat"
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"I shot my first Turkey today. Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section, it was awesome!"
"Floyd Mayweather is unbeaten Can't say the same about the women in his life"
"Women are like parking spots. The good ones are taken and the only ones left are handicapped."
"50/50 What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick."
"Just been to my first Muslim birthday party. The 'musical chairs' was a bit slow, but 'pass the parcel' was damn quick!"
"We got your viagra A man walks into a pharmacy to pick up some prescription drugs. The pharmacist says: ""oh, we got your viagra!"" The man replies: ""I don't give a fuck anymore"""
"What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus? Irritable Brawls in Rome"
"I love oral sex... it's the phone bill I hate."
"""I don't believe in hyperbole,"" she said while consuming an entire horse."