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Joke of the Day
"If you think your days bad... Think of all the shit plumbers have to go through"
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"What's the most important part of a terrorist joke? The execution. ( )"
"The past, present and future walked into a bar It was tense."
"""Daddy, why do dogs need whiskers?"" -my 7-year-old son, while discreetly holding scissors in one hand and dog whiskers in the other"
"i want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into $65,000 cash"
"Spider Man, Spider Man Chillin' in his camper van Kickin' back, drinkin' booze head to toe in sweet tattoos Hang on That is not Spider Man"
"Q: What do you call a beaten politician? A: Donald Trumped"
"Fedoras most likely. Two hats are on a hat rack in a hallway. One says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on ahead.'"
"What's the difference between a woman and a computer? A computer doesn't complain when you push a 3 1/2"" floppy into it."
"A drunk man walks up to an Englishman pissing on a tree... And says, ""Yurr ahh.... European!"""