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Joke of the Day
"How did Australians get ebola? By eating at Outbreak Steak House"
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"TIL that constipation is hereditary. My dad never gave a shit."
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"What is the most sensitive part of your body when you are having a wank? Your ears."
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"Any salad can be a Caesar salad... If you stab it enough times."