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Joke of the Day

"I'm just like the ghostbusters, except I chase squirrels around my neighborhood with a vacuum cleaner"

"I bought my girlfriend a fridge for our anniversary... I know it wasn't a great gift, but I loved seeing her face light up when she opened it."

"Why are Nazis such bad DJs? Because they dont get the difference between 33 and 45."

"Happy New Year #2018 first."

"What is a frog's favorite dance? The Lindy Hop."

"What did the Ocean say to the Beach? Nothing, it just waved."

"Without context, where would we be? Joke is the title. If you don't get it, think about it a bit."

"Canada's navy"

"OH: If you ever want to call a family meeting, just turn off the WiFi router and wait in the room where it's located."

"Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch? Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch."