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Joke of the Day

"Why are Nazis such bad DJs? Because they dont get the difference between 33 and 45."

"Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, its too long."

"You know what I hate about some of the jokes submitted to this sub? When people repeat the title in the description."

"A hamburger walks into a bar The bartender says we don't serve food here!"

"""IT'S A BOY"" I shouted... With tears rolling down my face, I shouted out loud. ""I DON'T BELIEVE IT. A BOY!"" It was at that moment I decided never to visit Thailand again."

"The Past, the Present and the Future Walked into a Bar... It was tense."

"You're never gonna believe this but Ben Carson's full name is Benghazi Carsonofsatan"

"George Bush punches an inflatable flailing arm tube man at a car dealership. It swings back and knocks him unconcious"

"Me, hold a grudge? Never. I carry a battle axe at all times and settle any nonsense as it happens."

"Why does it see like fur is more hated than leather? Its easy to harass a 90lb aneroxic and walk away. It's a lot harder to do the same to the 250lb tattooed, long haired, biker."