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Joke of the Day

"Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch? Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch."

"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me."

"New York Sports"

"We only cook with fresh, local ingredients so tonight we're grilling our neighbor's cat."

"how do you kill a blonde with only one arm that climbed a lamppost? You wave to her."

"Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps !"

"What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders? He quit running."

"A group of toddlers is called a migraine"

"A boy asked his rich uncle for a cowboy outfit for his birthday. So the uncle bought him a used car dealership."

"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who know code, and those who don't."