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Joke of the Day

"I bought my girlfriend a fridge for our anniversary... I know it wasn't a great gift, but I loved seeing her face light up when she opened it."

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"Fresno. I want to live in Fresno, because it rhymes. Rhymes with what? Because I said so."
"Knock Knock. ""Who's there?"" TheOwlGoes. ""TheOwlGoes HOO?"""
"""Hey, long time. Wassup?"" should be auto-corrected to ""Dude. Can you do me a favor?"""
"It was my first time getting laid 5 minutes ago I'm hoping to hatch soon."
"A man was found dead with his penis in a jar of crunchy peanut butter He was fucking nuts"
"""This is NPR."" Yeah, we know. You just spent the past 4 minutes whispering the news over a jazz saxophone solo."
"The human body is 80% water, so we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety."
"How does the moon cut his hair Eclipse it"
"What do you call a crocodile in a band? A crocstar"