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Joke of the Day

"What did the Ocean say to the Beach? Nothing, it just waved."

"Autocorrect changed ""panic attack"" to ""pancake attack"" and now I'm hysterical AND hungry."

"Male ladybugs prefer to be called ""bugs."""

"Subway Jared ended his career just like how he started it... ...by trying to get into smaller pants"

"What do you call a botched circumcision? A total rip-off."

"These two blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would have seen it."

"love is joke hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

"I think I'm a superhero, but I don't even remember being bitten by a radioactive sloth."

"I'm neither going to heaven or hell. I'm coming straight back because Hindus believe in reincarnation."

"OF COURSE IT'S A GENUINE BEETHOVEN! Look at those brush strokes, the stunning use of colour."