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Joke of the Day
"What did the Ocean say to the Beach? Nothing, it just waved."
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"Stop giving me life advice, people who don't know how crocodiles have sex."
"""Any women in the audience who think I'm a male chauvinist, say ""Boooo!"" Every woman in the audience yelled ""Booo!"" The speaker said to the crowd, ""Obedient little bitches, aren't you?"""
"My friends say I have a gambling addiction... I bet I don't."
"I kicked my rear-view mirror addiction... I'm never looking back."
"What did the scientist say to his hot assistant? ""There's only gonna be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus."""
"i was going to tell a gay joke... buttfuckit"
"What did the joints say to the arthritis pain? Uh-Leave! I made this up when I was a little kid and naturally thought I was a comedic genius for many unfortunate years to come."
"How do you get rid of a Reddit admin? Chooter"
"Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window? He read that it was an invisible solid."