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Joke of the Day

"Of all the stupid things the church makes people believe, leading everyone to believe they can and should sing is the absolute worst."

"Hey movie villains make a bomb where the wires are all one color."

"I bought some hard cider yesterday... but I'm still waiting for it to melt."

"I have a super hero joke Fantastic four"

"What is JPA? Joke point average. Where do people with high JPAs go to? Hahaharvard"

"Basketball players like their chicken like they like their basketballs In the bucket"

"What do you call an environmental bicyclist? A recyclist."

"Guys that work at animal shelters get all the bitches."

"What do you call a radioactive Angler? Nuclear fishin'"

"Did you hear about the airplane that crashed into a cemetery? They recovered 12,000 bodies."