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Joke of the Day
"How is useless meat around vagina called?.. ... women."
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"Put the punchline in the title Do you know what the best way to ruin a joke is?"
"The school year is like a burrito... After 3 quarters you're full but you have to keep going even though it's all falling apart."
"what do you call a sad cranberry? a blueberry =["
"Today I nearly met my end!...it was in a yoga class."
"Best way to make people remember you ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Borrow money from them."
"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wipe."
"Man's wife was gone from home all day When she finally came back late in the day, her husband asked ""Where'v you been all day?"" ""At the beauty salon"" ""Were they closed!?"""
"This Ice bucket challenge is old Does anybody else remember when The Titanic nominated everyone on board for it circa 1912"
"What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend? The knife has a point."