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Joke of the Day

"This Ice bucket challenge is old Does anybody else remember when The Titanic nominated everyone on board for it circa 1912"

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"I like my eggs like the women I like Whites only"
"I bought my friend an elephant for his room... He said, ""Thanks"". I said, ""Don't mention it""."
"Me: Siri, what is happiness? Siri: [in Batman voice] You will never know."
"What happens when a guy from Finland dies? He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :("
"WIFE: Every time I get close, I get hurt. THERAPIST: Is this true? PORCUPINE HUSBAND: *bristles* OF COURSE IT'S TRUE I'M A BALL OF NEEDLES"
"What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit!"
"Johnny Depps wife filed for divorce, thanks a lot Australia! This is why nice people don't visit you!"
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