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Joke of the Day

"This Ice bucket challenge is old Does anybody else remember when The Titanic nominated everyone on board for it circa 1912"

"I dreamt I was in a very magical world where people didn't get butthurt over every little f*cking joke. Weird huh?!?!"

"What's the hardest thing about rollerskating? Telling your parents that you're gay."

"I've replaced my friends insulin with heroin. This is the most expensive prank I've ever done but it's ok, I'll rob him when he's dead."

"Did you hear about the two podiatrists who opened their offices on the same street? They were arch enemies."

"Q: What's red and not there? A: No Tomatoes."

"Please end the Jew jokes. I had a relative that died in a concentration camp. Poor bastard fell right out of the guard tower."

"My girlfriend just said she's leaving me because of my obsession with goats. Meh."

"What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen? A Moss-cow"

"Hi, I'm from Brazil and I can't go to the backyard, I'm afraid my german shepherd will laugh instead of bark at me..."