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Joke of the Day

"Put the punchline in the title Do you know what the best way to ruin a joke is?"

"Hi Operator, Can you connect me to Steph Curry? Operator: Just dial 739 Guy: I did but there's no Ring"

"*Jesus comes into the house* Judas: Jesus, close the door! Were you born in a barn? *room gets super quiet* Judas: Uh right. I forgot. Sorry"

"NO I didn't eat a whole box of Girl Scout Cookies. I just ate all the cookies inside it."

"I pledged to pick up 10 pieces of trash on Tuesday. So, I'm going to Walmart to see if anyone needs a ride. *adds humanitarian to resume"

"What is the KKK's favourite football (soccer) club? Blackburn"

"What's E.T. short for? He's just got little legs."

"Ok parents who refer to their kids by age... I can play too. ""22 always wants BJs before class. 39 just wants pictures for his golf buddies"""

"What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend? I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain."

"Go to bed barstool. You're drunk"