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Joke of the Day

"The school year is like a burrito... After 3 quarters you're full but you have to keep going even though it's all falling apart."

"When I die, throw berries on my grave Cause that's how I would like to be berried"

"Hey, have you heard about.... A gladiator whose arms and legs been cut off in a fight? Well, I heard that he's been disarmed and defeated."

"""Wanna hear a joke?"" ""Alright then."" ""What's the difference between a toilet and a fridge?"" ""I don't know,"" ""You're disgusting."""

"What did one Casket say to the other Casket? ""Is that you Coffin?"""

"My girlfriend said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkees. I thought she was joking. Then I saw her face..."

"Q: Why should you never run in front of a bus? A: You will get tired."

"I just read a list of ""100 things to do before you die."" I'm surprised ""yell for help"" didn't make the list."

"I have a good gay joke so good it will make your hole weak."

"I've got a circle with a vertical line through it on my bedroom ceiling It's my hi-phi"