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Joke of the Day
"What's big and yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer."
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"my reaction to stepping in dog shit is identical to me logging onto facebook..."
"Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials."
"sorry I haven't been tweeting much lately. I've been reading the Cheesecake Factory menu"
"A sadist walks up to a masochist... The masochist says ""hurt me"". The sadist says ""no""."
"I was raised by wolves I was then lowered by bears They really should only have one species of animal operating these cranes"
"Me:*runs into woods* ahh I'm gonna get killed by the clowns Clown: nah we just want to scare people Me: oh. can u make an exception for me"
"*lil wayne begins typing lyrics into mocrosoft word* *paperclip pops onto screen* Do you mean ""digger""?"
"Yo mamma so bald... you can see what is on her mind."
"He raised an eyebrow, put his hand down and with one eye on the table, looked expressionless. Never play poker against Mr Potato Head."