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Joke of the Day

"He raised an eyebrow, put his hand down and with one eye on the table, looked expressionless. Never play poker against Mr Potato Head."

"What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever."

"Roses are red... Valentine's Day is Crap! I don't have a girlfriend so FAP FAP FAP!"

"I got into a fight over this stupid dress. It got heated my friend punched me and know I have a big white and gold mark on my eye."

"Saw a link to this guy speaking Xhosa ..but I assumed it was just clickbait."

"Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot."

"55 in a 25 and let's just say I wasn't referring to my driving."

"If using your 4yo as a remote control to fetch things makes you a bad parent, then I'm a bad parent... A bad parent with an ice cold beer."

"Confucius says: Woman who sleeps with judge..... receives honorable discharge"

"why did god create the yeast infection so women could see what it's like to live with a miserable cunt"