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Joke of the Day
"My friend broke one of his bones in a funny accident. It was humerus."
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"The Doctor says: ""Mrs Jones, I think your 7 year old is watching way too much TV"" ""How can you tell?"" asked Mrs Jones ""He just asked me if Cialis is right for him"""
"Gay guys don't listen to girls talk either, but we do have the good sense to say ""I know, right?!"" while we wait for our turn to talk."
"What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff? The bus could fit 30 more lawyers."
"Ronda Rousey's boxing"
"""Just because you Can't dance, doesn't mean you Shouldn't dance."" Alcohol."
"Tom Brady says on the sidelines after throwing his 2nd pick of the superbowl... ......tom: I can't handle the air pressure."
"Do competitive origami artists ever fold under pressure?"
"I finally told my girlfriend about my sexy pirate fetish... She said she would get on board"
"I do my best speed walking when I'm trying to beat another customer to the checkout at the liquor store."