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Joke of the Day

"sorry I haven't been tweeting much lately. I've been reading the Cheesecake Factory menu"

"What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub? The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole."

"Presently poking others but your poke is important to me. Please stay online and your pokes will be returned in the order they were received. Approximate wait time is five minutes."

"After wandering for 10 years in the Desert, a man finally stumbles upon a remote brothel. This was his return to syphilisation."

"What did the cheese maker say after his factory was hit by lightning? I've created a muenster. I know, I know, it was cheesy joke."

"If she boasts how adult coloring is therapeutic and has made her more tolerant and patient Hide her markers And wait..."

"What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent? An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO"

"When starting a new relationship it's important to remember that someone already screwed them up for you."

"Hey, have you heard about.... A gladiator whose arms and legs been cut off in a fight? Well, I heard that he's been disarmed and defeated."

"Whats the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job does not give you a raise."