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Joke of the Day
"Yo mamma so bald... you can see what is on her mind."
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"What did the mortician say to his new necrophiliac employee? Don't worry, you'll fit right in."
"What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird"
"eBay's search feature can be so useless sometimes and other times be equally worthless with overkill. I tried to look up cigarette lighters and they had 13,749 matches."
"A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression... It's called Trycoxagain"
"I got stopped outside the pharmacy today, by a woman holding a clipboard. ""What products do you use for grooming?"" she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, ""Facebook"""
"i finally checked out chatroulette. i saw three fornicators, two masturbaters, and a partridge in a pear tree."
"You get a fish bite! You get a fish bite! You get a fish bite! You're all getting fish bites! - OPiranha"
"TIFU by posting in the wrong sub. ;)"
"How does the Kool-Aid man end his jokes... with a punchline."