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Joke of the Day

"I was raised by wolves I was then lowered by bears They really should only have one species of animal operating these cranes"

"A couple of million dollar ideas: 1) Boxers with pockets 2) A service that lets you throw a live shark from a speeding van"

"Now a days saving your virginity for someone ""special"" is like holding a dump to wait for a special toilet"

"Did you know that a stake through the heart kills humans too?"

"The First Guy to Eat an Egg Person 1: ""Hey, dude. I'm gonna eat this!"" *Holds up egg* Person 2: ""What is it?"" Person 1: ""I don't know. I saw it come out of a chicken's butt."""

"What is Kim Kardashian's favorite hockey team? The Chicago Blackhawks"

"A kid at the park is wearing a Joker shirt, I am going to slowly take my coat off revealing my Batman T and shit is about to get real."

"What did the black man get for his 18th birthday? Your car."

"Go ahead, post and claim my tweets as your own. Maybe later, if you like, I'll come satisfy your woman and you can take credit for that too."

"Want to hear a joke? Youtube's Copyright System"