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Joke of the Day

"In a parallel universe, Two bars walk into a man."

"I just saw two people having aggressive sex while camping. They were fucking in tents."

"Barber pointed out my new gray hairs and said I looked refined. I hope someone tells him the key marks on his car looks like racing stripes."

"There were three holes in the ground. Well, well, well."

"Judge: jury, how do you find the defendant? Me: [whispering] dude, he's like...right there. Judge: there's no talking Me: [pointing]"

"Sorry I made fun of your erectile dysfunction,,, I hope there's no hard feelings"

"What do you call an origional joke on Reddit? Mine"

"Do you know why cannibals won't eat clowns? Because they taste *Funny*"

"Back in my day a ""selfie,"" was something you did with the door locked and a bottle of lotion."

"Did you know Kim Khardashian's dad was a member of OJ Simpsons legal team? So the whole family has a history of getting black guys off"