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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why cannibals won't eat clowns? Because they taste *Funny*"
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"Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house? Because he is an ex-Terminator."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotopuss"
"Why Does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? For drizzle, my nizzle. :D"
"A Polish Man Invented The Toilet Seat A few days later, a German decided to cut a hole in it."
"Mary had a little lamb. The event made medical history."
"From my 7yo: ""Why did the moon marry the sun?"" Because the sun is hott."
"The trampoline used to be called a jumpoline until your mum jumped on it"
"I patented the time machine But the judge keeps throwing it out based on prior art"
"Ive got an idea for a Halloween party costume... I'll go only in my pants so when people ask what I'm whereing I'll say, "" Im premature ejaculation, so I just came in my pants."""