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Joke of the Day
"Back in my day a ""selfie,"" was something you did with the door locked and a bottle of lotion."
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"Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!"
"What is the difference between a black guy and a bench (offensive) A bench can support a family."
"We got two inches of snow last night and now I can't find my Smart Car."
"A. Schwarzenegger has it long, Brad Pitt short, Madonna does not have it and the Pope does not use it. What is it? A surname."
"Invention Idea: An alarm clock that keeps screaming ""WHAT TEAM?!"" and the only way to turn it off is to scream ""WILDCATS!!!"" in response"
"What's the difference between my 83-year old grandfather and /r/jokes? My grandfather doesn't have Alzheimers."
"Popular joke in Ukraine ""Driver of a Russian humanitarian aid truck was beaten by Russian soldiers when tried to light a cigarette near cans with beef stew."""
"I'm on a seafood diet... I see food, and I eat it."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bart ! Bart who ? Bart-enders serve drinks !"