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Joke of the Day
"There were three holes in the ground. Well, well, well."
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"Just calculated my BMI and found out I should be 47ft tall."
"Going out in my hometown tonight. Hope my old bullies are really impressed by my parody twitter accounts."
"Why do women have legs? So they don't make trails like snails."
"They say milk is good for your teeth..you know what else is good for your teeth..minding your own damn buisness"
"There are three types of people in this world. People who can count and people who can't."
"What did the elephant say to the naked guy? That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"
"What did the Rei say to the Hachi? Nice obi!"
"My professor just said that the particle of light is like a bullet... The black objects absorb more."
"How come squirrels get a pass to bury whatever they want in the park but the cops go crazy when I try to bury one tiny bloody knife?"