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Joke of the Day
"Whats another term for acid? Its on the tip of my tongue..."
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"I saw a woman with 12 breasts. Sounds strange, dozen tit?"
"I eat so much bacon my friends gave me a nickname... Kermit the frog."
"Freak people out in public restrooms by saying ""come in"" when they knock on the stall door"
"A husband and wife go out to eat And the waitress asks ""would you like any condiments?"" They simultaneously reply ""no thanks, we're married"""
"[trailer] Narrator: THIS SUMMER, KEVIN HART Me: oh no Narrator: GUESS WHAT HE'S DOING Me: another cop m- Narrator: ANOTHER COP MOVIE"
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"The worst thing about dating is bringing a nice guy home after dinner, only to find your husband home early from work."
"I find whiteboards to be absolutely fascinating. They're remarkable."
"My house got broken into the other night... The thief didn't take anything, he just left a note. All it said was 'get better stuff.'"