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Joke of the Day
"If you're having second thoughts... You're two ahead of most people."
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"Q. How did a blind girl burn her fingers? A. Reading the waffle iron"
"I love you A man had 'I love you' tattooed on his dick. When he came home, he proudly showed his wife, who said ""there you go again, trying to put words into my mouth"""
"I dunno but if I was a ""doctor to the stars"" I sure wouldn't be bragging about it these days"
"I used to be into sadism, bestiality, and necrophilia... ... until I realized I was beating a dead horse."
"What do you call a sour black man? Vinigger."
"How did Maxwell greet Ampere? Good Faraday to you, sir!"
"I just got a girl pregnant, now ill finally have a little brother."
"My father died recently and I came into a bunch of money. I decided to buy a car and pay cash... and the man at the dealership asked me, ""Why are all these bills so sticky?!"""
"Did you hear about the race between the horses with broken legs? It was lame."