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"*guy struggling to pick his teeth with a toothpick* Narrator: Don't you wish there were a better way? -commercial for business cards"
"A man orders a coffee without milk. The barista replies, ""I'm sorry, we're out of milk. Can I get you a coffee without cream instead?"""
"I went to see a therapist. I said, ""I'm not sure if I'm a man or a woman."" He said, ""Right. Just pull your pants down for me."" I said, ""No."" He said, ""You're a woman."""
"My friend stole my capacitor I told him that wasn't farad all"
"What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons."
"I'm done making racist jokes.. Because racism is a crime and crimes are for black people."
"Going from Obama to Trump is like going to a nice restaurant but it's full so u leave and have to eat an old ketchup packet from ur car"
"For sale: Golden Retriever, had for 9 months, has yet to retrieve gold. Should have bought a metal detector."
"Teacher: Fill out the parent form. Me: Why? Teacher: So I can contact you if your kid gets in trouble. Me: *writing* Raised. By. Wolves."