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Joke of the Day

"While making small talk with my wife's doctor I asked him what he does for a living because I am amazing at human interaction."

"Top Rated Videos: Dangerous Joke ever.Baby is being Edict.awkward http://streetpranks.blogspot.co.uk/2014/11/dangerous-joke-everbaby-is-being.html"

"What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night? Gaseous Clay"

"Atoms are all liars... They make up everything! Credit to wherever my awesomely lame chemistry teacher finds her corny jokes :)"

"StubHub should really be a place where single amputees meet."

"What's the difference between very large building and pigeon? just one 's'. One is skyscraper and the other one is skycraper."

"Cats make the best boyfriends because they're soft, loyal, and won't claim they're straight but then turn gay after one lousy date, BRENT!"

"Dicks are like bullets Small calibers don't penetrate shit, and the exploding ones really fuck you up."

"Never yell about your hatred towards black eyes at a NAACP convention."

"A child will either brush their teeth for 3 seconds or for 15 minutes."