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Joke of the Day
"Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops? Because they lactose."
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"Ben Carson is the best sleep walker ever Sometimes he wakes up and finds out he's standing on Republican presidential debate stage."
"TIL grizzly bears are not harmed by microwave radiation. In fact, they are one among several species of non-polar bear!"
"What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted? One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)"
"""BANGING BODY"" Thanks ""What's your secret?!"" I eat fireworks ""..."" BOOM"
"What's the most sensitive part of your body when you masturbate? Your ears."
"Did you know Helen Keller is on the back of the Alabama quarter? ""No, and I bet she hasn't heard about it."" ""She probably hasn't seen it either."""
"TIL Supreme Court judge kidnapped by cannibals in the Caribbean! Justice was served."
"What do you call a nose without a body? Nobody knows."
"I really hope my family doesn't give me a urinal cake again for my birthday this year."