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Joke of the Day

"One day a guy named Matt banged a waitress and nine months later a mattress was born haha just messin around on this website."

"Geologists have jokes too Steve: ""Hey, what kind of rocks are these?"" Geologist: ""They're sex stones."" Steve: ""What? Really?"" Geologist: ""Yeah. They're just fucking rocks."""

"Me: Pfft.. There is scientific evidence that a woman's brain is lighter than a man's. Her: Perhaps because it gets more exercise."

"When people put punchlines in the title. You know what I hate most about /r/Jokes?"

"Two redditors walk into a bar, you won't believe what happens next! Seriously. I knew you'd click it."

"What's the most sensitive part of your body while masturbating Your ears."

"What do you call an illegitimate fish who crapped itself? A bassturd"

"Dear congress, please text and drive.#governmentshutdown"

"My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt. So I fucked her 3 times and punched her in the face."

"What do you say to a girl with small tits? NOTHING!"