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Joke of the Day
"One day I'll cure blindness. You'll see! You'll all see!"
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"What is Jasmine Tridevil's (girl with 3 boobs), favorite type of cake? Tres Leches!"
"What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals? Mourning Wood"
"A termite walks into a bar and asks... ""Is the bar tender here?"""
"Why did you bring your cat to school? Teacher: Why did you bring your cat to school? Student: My dad said he was going to eat mom's pussy."
"A dozen fish are in a tank. Then one proclaims: ""Can anybody drive this thing?"""
"What did one fish say to the other? Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught."
"The Seven Dwarfs of Facebook: Drunky, Stoney, Skanky, B!tchy, Lonely, Creepy, Stalky"
"hey girl are u from tennessee cause u have a tennessee accent and i have ur birth certificate here and it says ur from tennessee"
"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""GET OUT OF MY BAR, YOU FUCKING HORSE!"""