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Joke of the Day
"How do blondes like their eggs? Unfertilized"
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"What do you call a train when it's eating? A Chew-Chew Train! Side note, I have cheesy jokes for days."
"A super villain gently petting a carpet sample instead of a cat."
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"A three legged dog walked into a saloon. Said..""I'm looking for the man that shot my Pa."""
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"Honey, since I met you, I have never been able to love anyone else. Why don't we get a divorce?"
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