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Joke of the Day

"If you're going to ride my ass at least pull my hair and make me scream!"

"Why did the Hippy Drown? he was tooooo faaaaaaar oouuuuutttt maaaaaannnn"

"What do you call a fat computer? Adele."

"why are the fish taco and chicken taco always friends? Cause there's no beef"

"Everyone thought the swordsmith was very persuasive He made a good point"

"Me and my girlfriend... Me and my girlfriend watched 6 DVDs back to back last night, fortunately I was the one facing the TV!"

"There were ten zebras in the zoo. All but nine escaped. How many were left? Nine!"

"I'm not crazy, my reality is just prettier than yours."

"She said she was a free spirit. That's good. Wasn't sure how I'd pay for a spirit."

"Utopian Socialists have no class."