200523
Joke of the Day
"I really hate being bipolar... ...it's great!"
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"What do you get when you cross a highway with a lawnmower? Killed."
"Life is scary; at least the salary is funny."
"Pretty woman, the kind that don't eat meat Pretty woman, the kind that likes to hug trees Ohoh what can I do? She's making me eat vegan food"
"Why do Chinese people suck at soccer? Because every time they get a corner they open up a restaurant."
"Oatmeal shouldn't get to have the word ""meal"" in it. How about oatsnack? Or oatbullshit?"
"The last stall in the bathroom at work Has a really, noisy creaky door when you open it. There's some scary shit going on in there......."
"What's longer than most relationships these days? This status."
"Now then - what's an oxymoron?"
"The Doctor stuck a finger in my bum... For a prostate exam. He said ""All's fine."" I said ""Stick another finger in there, please."" He asked ""why?"" I said ""I want a second opinion."""