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Joke of the Day
"What's the most difficult instrument for a percussionist to play? a conundrum"
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"Played twister with my kids and now hold the world record for saying, ""That's not your left foot"" a billion times."
"UNCENSORED CARTOONS FUNNY CARTOON BUT NOT APPROPRIATE FOR KIDS"
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"Sherbet is great if someone asks you for ice cream and you hate them."
"What does Monica Lewinsky and Soda Machine have in common?"
"Accidentally played dad instead of dead when I encountered a bear and now it can ride a bike without training wheels."
"What's a cats favorite Mexican dish? A purr-rito"