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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber...."
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"What did Bruce Banner get after having sex with as prostitute? a HULK RASH!!!!"
"I make a mean grilled cheese sandwich. This one just told me i was adopted :("
"""Use the forceps, Luke!"" - Obi Gyn Kenobi"
"[On stage at comedy club] ""Doritos: 11 chips per serving"" *audience erupts in laughter* ""Oreos: 3 cookies per serving"" *audience loses it*"
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
"Do they have any car wash in Albania? Yes. They call it ""rain"""
"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? It may take me a while to get hardI just got laid last night."
"People who take tons of photos of themselves Have no selfie control"
"What superhero consists of only 16 atoms? Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!"