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Joke of the Day

"""Use the forceps, Luke!"" - Obi Gyn Kenobi"

"What do you call an Penguin with dandruff? Frosted Flakes"

"ELI5: How do you understand women? I really just want to know."

"Hippocrates was pretty damn smart ... for a horse."

"Policeman: Why are you driving without a license? Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago."

"TIL that there is an exotic instrument only select children can master. Apparently the Fogle Fiddle has been around since 1977, who knew?"

"What do you call the style of facial hair native americans grow. A-Patch-ey Its all i got"

"Did you hear about the French boat with five holes in it? It cinq!"

"Hansel: how are we gonna get home Gretel: we should leave some sort of trail Duck: [pitching voice] how about a trail of bread crumbs"

"Why did the hovering guitarist always look worried? He was always fretting over something or other..."